dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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