Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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