Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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