Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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