It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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