After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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