I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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