he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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