and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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