Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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