Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I licked your asshole in confidence.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
