My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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