I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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