I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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