when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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