Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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