Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I want a musical about memes.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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