This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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