She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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