A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
