Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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