i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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