i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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