I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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