I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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