on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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