8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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