I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My dick has a subreddit
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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