I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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