But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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