how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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