it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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