I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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