addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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