what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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