Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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