Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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