I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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