Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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