Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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