oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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