I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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