you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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