Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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