I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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