you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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