I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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