question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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