pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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