that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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