The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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